WINNERS.. Kids

Mahendra Singh Dhoni (Capt, wkt born 07/07/81)

Yuvraj Singh (born 12/12/81)

Virender Sehwag (born 20/10/78)

Harbhajan Singh (born 03/07/80)

Ajit Agarkar (born 04/12/77)

Dinesh Karthik (wkt, born 01/06/75)

Gautam Gambhir (born 14/10/81)

Robin Uthappa (born 11/11/85)

Joginder Sharma (born 23/10/83)

Yusuf Pathan (born 17/11/82)

Piyush Chawla (24/12/88)

Shanthakumaran Sreesanth (06/02/83)

Irfan Pathan (27/10/84)

Rudra Pratap Singh (06/12/85)

Rohit Sharma (30/04/87)

come love

come love..
come love lets do something..

lets pour some fire on gasoline
electricity on water
put some colour in the keliedoscope
some dreams in the sleep

come love..
come love lets do something..

lets make tranquil shrieks
pastures in creeks
hold with hands open,
release with clenched fist

come love..
come love lets do something..

WE WON pakis..Up u'rs..!!!!!!

India innings

India: 50 runs in 9.2 overs (58 balls), Extras 4

Rain: India - 68/4 in 10.3 overs (RV Uthappa 38, MS Dhoni 8)

Rain: India - 82/4 in 12.0 overs (RV Uthappa 50, MS Dhoni 10)

RV Uthappa: 50 off 38 balls (4 x 4, 2 x 6)

India: 100 runs in 15.4 overs (97 balls), Extras 5

Rain: India - 123/6 in 17.0 overs (MS Dhoni 30, Harbhajan Singh 1)
Innings Break: India - 141/9 in 20.0 overs (S Sreesanth 1)

Pakistan innings
Pakistan: 50 runs in 9.1 overs (60 balls), Extras 7

Pakistan: 100 runs in 16.5 overs (107 balls), Extras 8
Misbah-ul-Haq: 50 off 33 balls (7 x 4, 1 x 6)
Bowl out as the match was tied
India win Bowl out 3-0

Even J.Archer couldnt write a better script.. and I loved the climax..!!
We won.. WE were lucky.. WE kept our nerves..!!

Wonder if jerry finds a brindle..!!

Gilli Danda

T20... how does it sound?? To me, it sounds like teen patti..!!

What are these guys upto?? Kerry packer did it first. He was the culprit, yes culprit for making the gentleman's game a vulgar copy of itself. The spirit of Cricket, played in a test match, its strategy, its tactics, its soul, the all white clothes, everything was lost. We learnt One day Cricket. And the masses came.. bringing in all the moolah.. making the custodians or shall i say controllers(second C in BCCI) of the game rich, and players famous. All and sundry joined the party. Crickters became demi gods. The competetion to get into playing eleven, or even selected 16, became far stiffer than getting into IIMa, or MIT for that matter.

Now greed rules. Players of the subcontinent play more matches in a year,than rest of the world put togather, may be in a decade.

This is the begenning of the end for ODIs. No one will watch a 10 hour game, if there was a 3 hour version of it. Cricket has shrunk like the hemline of celina jaitly's skirt.

Not all men like gracious saaree clad women, bikini sales are zooming..!!

Bye ODIs, Cool ur heels with the Great Test matches.

Jerry

The world war III has ended. Finally, FINALLY there’s something that unites me with my superior friend Jerry!!

I have always been a sports lover. Mom somehow manages to have a problem with everything I like. So she has since the beginning of time, opposed my way of appreciating sport. Ok, I am a bit different sports person, I like “watching” all sport, and play none. But is that a sin?

So last time I was watching WWE (women’s wwf for the uninitiated), mom was threatening to cut the power supply of the house. Suddenly, all the hue and cry stopped. Oh what a sweet darling.. How cute..!! it was mom, coming in the sitting room. After all these years, finally she realizes my worth, I thought. Better late than never. But not yet still. The love and affection was not for me, but for Jerry. He was watching WWE as if he wanted to join in, giving a slam or two to Sherry. Mom has never made a big deal out of it evr since. All I have to do, to have my one hour of uninterrupted violence is, get Jerry a biscuits, bring him to the TV, and switch it on. No one disturbs Jerry; he is served his dinner in front of the TV, while I have to take it myself. But that’s not that bad a bargain. Is it?? I think Jerry and me can exist together now.

Sundays..

abandoned, apart, batching it*, by itself, companionless, deserted, desolate, detached, forlorn, forsaken, friendless, hermit, in solitary*, individual, isolated, lone, lonely, lonesome, onliest*, only, shag*, single, sole, solitary, solo, stag, traveling light*, unaccompanied, unaided, unassisted, unattached, unattended, unescorted, unmarried, widowed



incomparable, matchless, peerless, singly, singular, solely, unequalled, unique, unmatched, unparalleled, unrivaled, unsurpassed cast aside, cast away, cast off, deserted, discarded, dissipated, dropped, eliminated, empty, forgotten, forsaken, friendless, given up, jilted, left, left alone, left behind, neglected, outcast, passed up*, pigeonholed, rejected, relinquished, shunned, side-tracked*, sidelined*, stranded, unoccupied, vacant, vacated

cutting chai continued

Jeeru wali Soda- theres soda to be added in whisky. But ever herd soda flavoured with jeera? Its a rage in Jamnagar. Not to mention soda with lemon nad salt.

reliance petroeum- worlds largest refinery. Dhiru Bhai is a household hero here. Half of janmagar lives off what he created.

Essar Oil- another refinery. and the tiff between Ambaniis and the ruias is everlasting rumour. Or may be a reality.

Dig- Digvijay Cement, Dig-Jam, Digvijay Gram, all named after, and started by Late Maharaha Digvijay Sinh Jadeja, Uncle of Ajay Jadeja. Fondly remembered as jam saheb.

Ranjit sinh, Duleep sinh- royals.

Evening dailies- nowhere in India, u'd find probably as many eveaning dailies in Jamnagar, I suspect it has to do with bopaharias and ardhu cha at 2 am..

more later...

Cutting chai

some specialities u'll find nowhere in the world....

1. ardhu(half cup of tea). A craze in jamnagar. U'll find couples hanging out at chai ki kitlis to have there cuppa tea at mid night. Jamnagar loves Tea.. Round the clock.

Tea, i guess is the only reason why people keep roaming around till 2-3 am in a no pub, no disc Jamnagar. Ardhu leta aao bhai..!

2. mithi sadu pan(Green leaf bangla Pan). No where in the world u'll find airconditioned pan ka gallas(stalls). It appears to be the main industry here.. I wonder if Jamnagar could hold a world record for no. of pan ka gallas per capita..!

3. Bopaharia(afternoo nap). U have to see it to believe it. People will do anything, even if it means closing shop and going home, or maybe leaving it unattended, to go for there bopaharia. Its a curfew here in jamnagar from 2 to 4.30 pm virtually everyday.

4. Satam Aatham(janamashtmi). How many days will u think these guys can celeberate Lord Krishna's b day?? one day.. may be two..?? NO.. Its one full week. Everyone closes shop, and heads out of state, insearch of greener(and more alchoholic) pastures.7 days of zero activity.

5. Bapu(rajputs). Now there are Rajputs, and there are rajputs. Here anyone with any distant link, real or imaginary link with the earstwhile royal family, is a bapu(king). I wonder how come there are so many royals. And they are morally, and physically still thought to be lone species to fight for anything under the sun.. Literally.

Jamnagar is a strange place.. but I love being here.

peace..!

BENEFITS OF BEING AN INTELLIGENT WOMAN
* We got off the Titanic first.
* We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
* We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.* We can cry and get off speeding fines.
* We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
* Taxis stop for us.* We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
* Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies (you get the point).
* New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
* No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.
* We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
* If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
* We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her butt.
* We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
* If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
* We have the ability to dress ourselves.
* We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
* If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
* There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
* We'll never regret piercing our ears.* We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
* We'll never discover we've been duped by a Wonderbra.

Reality or myth..?!

How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM
1. Park the car
2. Go to ATM Machine
3. Insert card
4. Enter PIN
5. Take money out
6. Take ATM Card out
7. Drive away


How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM
1. Park the car
2. Check makeup
3. Turn off engine
4. Check makeup
5. Go to ATM
6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse
7. Insert card
8. Hit Cancel
9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it
10. Insert card
11. Enter PIN
12. Take cash
13. Go to car
14. Check makeup
15. Start car
16. Stop car
17. Run back to ATM
18. Take ATM card
19. Back to car
20. Check makeup
21. Start car
22. Check makeup
23. Drive for 1/2 mile
24. Release handbrake
25. Drive on


And Life goes on..!! :)

wanted to post somthing.. couldnt.. will do it tomorrow.. i gotta watch a match..!! what would sachi do without me support..!!

India won the match. I watched, in transfixed to the Tube. Sachin was playing his Oh so sleek square drive. He's a master of the sport. And am tempted to say, the sports of life too. Such elegance on and off the field, I sometimes find myself in awe of him(usually i do not find people special). How does he manages to maintain such a clean profile. Look at shane warne, imran khan, shoaib akhtar, kapil dev even, all have been into controversies. But Not Sachin. He lets the willow talk. U criticize me, and i'll smack a century in ur face, he seems to be saying.

SO he is our hero, while kambli, arguably a batsman of same class, no more gets to sign many autographs.

Not many celebreties are able to do this. So what is it that makes sachin so nice, all the time? My observation says..

1. Great upbringing by educated reasonably well to do parents.

2. Charecter.

3. Mental strength.

4. Focus on the game.

5. Rational approach towards life.

6. Never forgetting where he came from.

7. Value of hard work.

8. Honesty.

Little Master it seems is a master of all trades, and master blaster of one..!!!

55 words

Sports were his passion. Like all Indians, Cricket was a religion to him. He had seen Kapil Dev lifting the World Cup. He could tell if the pitch was fit for batting, or if it was better to bowl. Rahul dravid was his fovourite, He liked he textbook strokes the wall played. e just loved he sight of a full stadium. The restlessness before every match he felt was sometimes a bit too much for him. He' not be able to concentrate sometiimes. Today India lost to england. He won Rs 50000. Satta was no mean sport...!!