BENEFITS OF BEING AN INTELLIGENT WOMAN
* We got off the Titanic first.
* We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
* We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.* We can cry and get off speeding fines.
* We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
* Taxis stop for us.* We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
* Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies (you get the point).
* New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
* No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.
* We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
* If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
* We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her butt.
* We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
* If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
* We have the ability to dress ourselves.
* We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
* If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
* There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
* We'll never regret piercing our ears.* We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
* We'll never discover we've been duped by a Wonderbra.
Friday, 7 September 2007
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BENEFITS OF BEING AN INTELLIGENT MAN -
Find me an Intelligent man first....ok ok...that was not that good a one...
* We could always have blamed we didnt see the iceberg coz we were busy ogling Kate Winslet
* We can pay huge compliments to the female boss and get away with anything.
* We can always fib about our relative being the DIG of traffic police and get off speeding fines.
* We give free drinks, free dinners and free movies to only those dames who fall into the right Vital Stats category.
* If we forget to shave we can always pretend to being a 'Majnu' (Remember we poor girls cant dare to look bad because we are hearbroken :D)
* For the same reason, we can afford to dress down.
* Alcohol can always(bold/italic/underline!) solve our problems.
Ahem - few intelligent men, ergo fewer benefits of being one.
Jokes apart, quite a good creation. Nice insight fella :) Especially this bit was hilarious -"If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot"
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