New year resoutions.

Following are top 10 resolutions people make, as claimed by a research group, based on responses of some 30k ppl. And my reasons for not making any of them.

1. Lose Weight and Get in Better Physical Shape.

Am planning weight loss surgery in mid year. And neways i like my parathas too much.

2. Stick to a Budget

NOT APPLICABLE(u need some money to budget it. Hope my bosses read this..).

3. Debt Reduction

Let the US solve there crisis first, Our Economy is still doing good. No need. Might even take a personal loan to go to Switzerland for my 2nd honeymoon.


4. Enjoy More Quality Time with Family & Friends

And sacrifice partying, binge drinking, late night working, orkutting, blogging.. ARE U KIDDING ME??


5. Find My Soul Mate

AS per some claims, our soul weighs as less as 21 grams. Now, It'd be unfair to rest of me, if i want a soul mate. My body is the significant part of me after all. I'd rather find a HOT BODY BODY MATE..!

6. Quit Smoking

Self Explanatory.

7. Find a Better Job

How many Sales people will u find blogging on a month end?? I'll take gratuity from this co. And then take VRS...!
8. Learn Something New

As if i am able to remember whatever i learnt all through these years. Duh..!

9. Volunteer and Help Others

Acha..!! As if I've got no stuff to do myself.


10. Get Organized

There's some method in chaos. And i love that.